“Talked his minion into changing the call.” The announcer is sooooooo pissed off about this.

Matt Harvey seems unhappy about his new role within the organization.

Officer: Where you coming from?

Officer: Do you know where you are?

Tiger: I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. 

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

OK, you needed to do some research. Race Red is not a new color. It’s been offered on other versions of the Focus (and Mustang) for years. It’s only new for Race Red to be offered on the RS.

Even-numbered cars clockwise, Odd counterclockwise!

At this point, I can’t read “DPRK” and not think “Derp Korea.”

We had to pay $25 a person to watch the Blue Angels and Best Korea is bitching about free airshows? So ungrateful.

psst...powDer keg

One of these days I’d like the pitcher to walk 30'3" and drop the ball and his glove and remove his hat, allow the batter to drop the bat and remove his helmet and then walk 30'3" and engage in a fight that doesn’t clear the benches and the bullpen.

You’re more likely to see the batter calmly take the base, only for Gronk to rush out onto the field with a folding chair....

big idiot’s beef

He’s a goon for this one pitch? Ok. I guess. And nearly every other pitcher since almost all have thrown a purpose pitch. Or are there more instances other than him stomping around like an idiot?

I’ll raise you one Gaby Sanchez clothesline...

That was at harper’s hip, not his head. If it was intentional (which I think it was), it was where it should be. Strickland is bad because he’s ineffective and a hot head but a goon?

As a Giants fan (one who just got to watch this glorious shitshow on live tv), I am Officially Team Strickland, but unofficially, he’s far from my favorite player. He seems like a hothead and an asshole; dude, don’t try to hit Hunter Pence (HUNTER PENCE!) when he’s trying to help you. Also, he grabbed Dave Righetti’s…