You let your kids play Fortnite AND go online so no. You lose.

FWIW, calling a ten-year-old who didn’t ask to be in the public eye “Garbage” (even as a joke) is....wait for it....Garbage.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

-some Slovenian play-by-play announcer, describing a faked pass

These are great! Do one for the Sacramento Kings’ young stars next. Didn’t they get someone great with the #2 pick?

He ball fakes like the 53 year old playing pick up with all the young yipper snappers who don’t understand ball movement!

Yes, NBA refs are biased against LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers.

How are the writers for The Good Place going to work this into the story? This is literally the only reason I am interested in the Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

Do we even dare call what is spoken in the US “English”?

Tyson Chandler in his 18th season

What’s the NFL’s end game here? Isn’t having to start Osweiler for (at least) three games punishment enough?

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”

I can’t wait until Stan Kroenke’s massive Inglewood stadium opens and is treated like a dormant volcano by the locals.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

While I’m certainly happy that America’s favorite QAnon-posting, Ambien-blaming shitbag did indeed lose her cashcow, it is really a bad thing that her character dies of an opioid overdose? It’s a serious problem, and even if one person out of the 15+ million who tuned in thinks that maybe they should ask their doctors…

Is being “factually correct” equivalent to “technically correct”? Because I want to be best kind of correct.

I’m rating puppy Venom 13/10, would definitely boop. (and then be ripped apart by alien symbiote)

Hella impressed no complaints yet about the guy cosplaying the “Nazi”. Also very impressed someone went and cosplayed Vice Admiral Holdo given she is essentially the third most hated character in SW history.

The dude cosplaying “Mirror Cave Rey” tho, awesome. Would definitely invite for a beer. HAHAHAHA

And Pete Davidson was never heard from again.  

Every time I am reminded that Beck is a Scientologist, I get sad again. Now I need more tea.