As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.
Jack McClosky
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PS: No homo
Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!
Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.
"you're tip?" I guess Michigan State cops attended Michigan State.
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."
"Impressive."
Slow day huh?
Lucky for this caller, there's an awareness campaign coming up encouraging men to check their gonads. He's going to love the wrinkly helmets covered in curly hair.
"How dare my beloved Oregon Ducks make a mockery out of their uniforms!"
Learning to breathe out of her nose comes next semester.
When I see pictures of "56" and hear "new suits," I just assume there'a a teenage hooker involved.
Commence looking for meaning.