Guys, that isn't Frank Vogel.

Apparently, Deadspin writers get paid well if there cereal choices are any indication.

Anyone know when we'll have the fucking results on this garbage?

It's not constant. It comes and goes. But like it will go for 6 months and then come back for weeks unless I use Lotrimin.

Can you use it to stop your taint from constantly itching if you're a dude?

I don't think it needs to be at the top of every post. It's a bit long for that. People can just find there way back to this post using the tag.

Vote: Belkin 2 in 1 USB 2.0 7 Port Hub
(available here)

Why: It comes with a power adapter, but runs fine without it. It has 7 ports so lots of space. It can hold paper clips and the like in the area around it. Plus the grey part unplugs and goes along wherever you go providing 4 extra ports. It's $17.

How did this insane person not get fired. That's the look of pure unbridled insanity.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

Let me know when it's available for Android.

This is why God continues to bless the USA.

Then you're reading the wrong site.

Fuck people who complained.

Blueeye, it sounds as if you work for the company. I'm not sure if that's true, but it looks like a copy and paste marketing paragraph.

The replacements I've seen mentioned on Twitter so far:

Do you have any plans to test and offer us a replacement?

Any idea when we might see this return? It's a really nice feature if we can't get out to the site for one reason or another.

No one wants any of this.

Yeah you are. He's a fucking retard.

No one is interested in the WNBA or women's sports in general.