Cause of death: poison, garrote, stab wounds, shark bite, laser beam, piranha bites, erotic asphyxiation, and explosive decompression.

They have nothing to do with this. For some reason, people who consider themselves ‘woke’ don’t understand that people can grow & change.

Say what you will about Jimmy Kimmel’s checkered history of comedic blackface and Man Show misogyny

We, too, would like to zipline into Godzilla’s gaping mouth

To be fair, who does?

Who the hell shows up here to post some lame shit like that? Bad form, dude.

What’s so appropriate about that is that there isn’t a person who’s heard that dive bomb note who wouldn’t immediately hear the opening riff of You Really Got Me break the silence in their mind. 

Sorry. Still in shock. The guy really (along with Steve Clark of Def Leppard via the High N Dry album) meant a lot to me from the ages of 10 to 14 or so. Then the usual “I found punk and thrash and hardcore” thing but I’d be lying if I didn’t woodshed in my room to VH as a kid religiously. 

When they said he had cancer, I thought he would Beat It. 

“There’s no real explanation for why HBO continues to hand out renewals to Real Time With Bill Maher even though nobody likes the show,”

Sufjan’s good and all, but describing a benchmark for the kind of professional success 99.999999% of working musicians only dream of as the most traumatizing experience of his life does not beef up his personal likeability profile. 

Yo if we are all looking for someone to blame, we have each other to blame. What kinda fucked up system has us on the edge of our God damn seats about the health of an 80-something-year-old-woman? That’s some stupid shit to prop up. Objectively, she never should have had that position, whether she dipped during Obama…

A guy famous for talking out of his ass. He probably should have been playing Trump this whole time instead.

Honestly, I don’t get the Hook hate. It’s a fine by-the-numbers blockbuster with a pretty nice message to boot on not sacrificing being in children’s lives for devotion to one’s job.

“Hook, a truly terrible movie”

Well, Newman was a musical guest on the second episode. He was always a hitmaker, and the smart coastal elites loved him. There was a time when SNL would put on cool acts and not just top 40 stuff. You didn’t have to be “hot” to be on the show. Look at this sampling of musical acts from year one: Bill Withers & Toni…

It explains the deleted scene where they are all brought together in a church and walk towards a white light

I mean no shit. It was the whole reason the end of Toy Story 3 was so terrifying.

Ok then, I’ve stayed quiet but this is grating my nerves.

1 - Ellen had come out and was openly gay when she started this talk show. Oprah was still the reigning queen of daytime talk. The only other gay talk show host was Rosie, and Rosie wasn’t out at that time. I’m sure Ellen is a human being, and I’m sure her team…

See here’s where my ADHD would probably have gotten me killed.