I thought Will was sent to L.A. because of one little fight?

What am I supposed to do with this cookie?

If I’m ever convicted of murder, feel free to put “91-second kegstand record holder and convicted murderer...”

I’m going to take an unnecessary stand and say I’m against getting pissed on.

Just when they think they have all the answers, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS.

Dickie Roberts would like a word.

The cynicism in these comments is so thick I could build a vagina shield with it.

“So...he’s available?”

I think the bigger story here is that I’ve avoided “Last Christmas” since December 1st and “The Goldbergs” for apparently nine years.

I think ABBACADO works.

PLASMA

It’s pronounced derigger

AoU, while maybe not a classic, is certainly better than Civil War. This huge, multi-issue event with deaths galore ended up being a street fight in a remarkably-vacant airport with a score of characters that really had not much to do with each other up to that point. Also, Vision should have wiped the floor with most…

“We plan to evaluate his progress in doing meaningful work as an ally to the Black community and will consider his participation in future shows.”

Adventureland wasn’t a bad film per se, but at the time I think it was marketed as being a real silly, slapsticky Apatow-ish kind of comedy, but it turned out to be way less funny and not quite as introspective as it would have you believe.

Whatever it “sounds like” to our roving band of drive-by analysts, what a horrifically sad story for all involved, starting with Ms. Hutchins, Mr. Souza, their families, the cast and crew, down to Alec Baldwin. Can’t be undone, but hoping all parties are able to cope with this.

From what I heard, the brother loved the high life.

It’s the kind of biting sarcasm that you hear when you tell an upset person, “I can’t imagine how you must feel” and they scream back, “That’s right, you can’t!” Bad faith articles like this don’t really provide information, they just become a dumping ground for the Apology-Vetting Club to dump on anybody who happens…

If this were a real hospital, why would any new doctor do their residency there? Doesn’t every doctor fucking die?