More than 20% of the African America vote at a Klan rally. His support nationally is single digits. His support is so low it trails Stein and Johnson among African Americans. But please go on with your meaningless ranting based on your fantasy version of reality.

No, she called Trump supporters deplorables but I like that you're clear on the fact that Trump's support is almost entirely whiter than Wonder bread.

I just assumed Steel Mountain was a straight-up metaphor, Elliot's imagined "impenetrable" target. They even carved it in stone.

Where did that number come from? I've never seen a projected Pixar budget over $200 million, and they're marketing isn't anywhere as extensive as the batshit crazy levels of your typical Hollywood Summer movie (anywhere from $100-150 million).

If you guys are going to waste time with click-bait articles like this, try to come up with more inspired choices than Harry Potter, the Prequels, and Hunger Games because really, who needs to see that shit again? Kudos to the Dr Strangelove remake, which is an idiotic idea but at least that wackadoodle idea that…

Shouldn't George Lucas just give them the fucking money?

Excellent! Another prime opportunity for book readers to proclaim Martin's version perfect and the show's horribly flawed and misogynistic. Oh happy day!

Too bad. That's a master class in creating tension and fear through the simple use of camera moves, pacing, and editing.

I sense IRONY.

It's right there in footnote #326 in Appendix 12 of the annotated Silmarillion. Jesus, don't you people pay attention?

Hahaha, I love how optimistic you are.

Thanks for surviving this gauntlet and writing this entertaining essay. I laugh and laugh every time I hear about one of these, because the whole idea is so absurd and pointless to me, and you've perfectly captured all the reasons why.

I love the part where you thought a new Star Wars film could be anything BUT fan service. That's so adorable.

I'm pretty sure Google already knows exactly what I do and don't watch based on my search history, although spoilers for rough trade clown porn don't really come up a lot in my Facebook anyway.

You definitely know how to use All-Caps like your parents.

That show is really obsessed with cults.

Still waiting for the Ben Gazzara biopic to be made, Hollywood, and fuck you with a rusty spoon for not greenlighting that shit two Benghazi movies ago. Ben Gazzara deserves that spotlight too.

I would be disappointed about this news if Harris didn't suck so bad at the Oscars, but he did. The producers deserves lots and lots of scorn to be sure, but Harris came up with the "balls" joke all on his own. Anytime you make a joke about a non-celebrity's dress mere seconds after she dedicated her award to her son…

There's some form of horrific and delicious irony that the week after Sony gives Marvel access to Spider-man yet retains creative control they then hire Rothman, he who hates all things comic book. It's both sad and hilarious at the same time. You can't have nice things because Hollywood.

@GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate: Ah well thank god, because I found Fargo to be a frustrating show from the get-go and yet the entire Internet went gooey-eyed for it and never let it escape their loving embrace. It used the movies as fodder for plot points and characters but then showed zero inspiration with any of…