That is f'ing stupid survivalist bullsh*t. The only way to survive in this world is to develop a network of trust and support with other living beings. You can't be a savage, selfish, murderous asshat and survive. We saw the Governor play that hand and no big surprise, he died alone. The idea that anyone good must die…

You have no idea how much tragedy is averted just from the proper preparation and maintenance of a guacamole.

They can't. Squirrel Girl is the ultimate nullifier. She makes all villains and other heroes irrelevant.

Rambo Meets Treme! This will appeal to both the blue collar working man AND critics! We can just line up those Golden Globes right now.

I love how the entire state is regionally identified by the contents of their sandwiches. It's like France except for all the diabetus.

Really good adaptation? Maybe, but you couldn't get there just from editing the existing materials. Jackson bludgeoned the joy out of this with his inability to see the Hobbit for the Lord of the Rings. Ponderous, overly serious, ploddingly dull and just plain too dark for the original materials. It's truly a shame…

SPOILER ALERT! Thanks for ruining the entire plot, guys.

Progress!

What idiot wrote this? Francis Dollarhyde was memorably played by Tom Noonan in Manhunter. Good god, it made his career as a creepy character actor. The 2002 Red Dragon remake is a waste of time with an A-list cast.

He was the perfect Nick. It was the best casting of Ben Affleck since Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

So much win here, but "Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison, the Make-A-Wish of production companies…" is probably my favorite.

And Alan Smithee will typically put his name on ANYTHING, so you know that's gotta be a bad sign.

As far as HFPA is concerned he'd be the second coming of Johnny Depp.

This show was produced by Mark Wahlberg, so that logic makes perfect sense.

Please please please oh sweet Christmas let it be this. Cameos of Seth Rogen and James Franco being killed horrifically in the bloodbath that ensues.

Thanks for explaining. That is a stupid plot device though.

The entire point of the article is that the showrunner is talking well and far outside his own ass, not that everyone thinks this show will be shit.

They saw Coach and Mrs Coach's baby on Friday Night Lights and figured if they one-upped that freaky child it'd make them a cinch for an Emmy nomination this year.

It was definitely an inside job. No one needs to be an "expert" to know that transferring 100 terabytes of data via the internet from Sony's servers without any noticing is pretty much impossible. That and the hard-coded passwords in the malware imply someone had inside knowledge of the company's IT system.

Obviously you should probably question whether the whole brouhaha over the Interview was actually their intent or simply the single greatest pwning of Hollywood and the media of all time. If they really cared about The Interview, they would have demanded it not be released in their initial demands, rather trying to…