Externally, this 155,000-mile Expedition really does look the cop car part in the way that only plain-wrap vehicles can.

Bet this asshole can still pass any background check and come back with a high powered semi-auto rifle whenever he wants.

So we’re never getting Constantine 2, are we?

You had me at stained carpeted dash.

TuSimple says human error is to blame for the April incident...

It’s the Tesla of self driving chess robots.

Keen-eyed observers will pick out the Mustang parts—doors, mirrors, dash, etc.

Ah, but it emits tons of CO2 to package and transport the almonds so Kylie can be served a small pack of them on the short flight.

This seems like a distraction.

KBB says it’s worth $3200 max from a dealer.

On the plus side, it’s probably easier to get respray once you remove the motor, trans, and axles.

This could be an affordable midlife crisis.

Looks like a 1/2 baked Mad Max vehicle.

$18.5 is nice price for this 3 bedroom ranch with a front deck you can throw parties on.

I keep wondering what would have happened in the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers actually succeeded in taking Pelosi or Pence (or any senators) hostage.

Just its title—and, we guess, the basic concept of missing someone at Christmastime.

Shitty Bang Bang, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Shitty Bang Bang, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Shitty Bang Bang, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Oh, you pretty

Shitty Bang Bang, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
We hate you and our pretty
Shitty Bang Bang, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Hates us too...

National Lampoon’s Vacation would have been an entirely different movie if this was the Family Truckster.

Has the seller tried contacting any Mazda museum curators?

Ask Jalopnik: I have $12K and want to maximize my range anxiety. What car should I buy?