With the C8 Corvette called into action to pace this year’s race, GM will be able to notch number 33 on the corporate bedpost.

The floormats say toddler’s playset, and the paint job says rolling ad for Lego or Toys-R-Us.

It just could be a door ding from a Hummer when he parked in the Diesel Only section.

Fines of up to $10,000 per violation. Whatever.

I love Stewart, but why didn’t they go with McAvoy?

It’s strange the 1st Amendment Champion, Elon Musk hasn’t threatened to buy Disney yet.

Be careful. The forgettable Father of the Bride 2 plot started with a kitchen island and “fun stuff.”

An EV F750 utility truck for grid operators. Plug it in while you’re repairing a line.

After several Midwest seasons, those newly vacuumed carpets become load bearing.

Well, this just aligns perfectly with their anti-abortion bill, where you’re required to have your rapist’s child.

Thank you for this convenient list of Cars To Never Buy.

Shutting down their servers. I picture the scene from Ghostbusters when they shut off the containment grid.

How do you not become dehydrated drinking alcohol while pedaling this thing around?

Do two things at once, not three. I cannot emphasize enough how difficult it is to drink, cheer/sing along, and pedal a bike all at the same damn time.

$7500 for a discount Road Kill project?

I’m also guessing that you also * touches fingers to forehead * own at least one article of flannel clothing.

All roads lead to Yesterday’s Buick Was Garbage.

And they always put on a full thick slice of raw white onion for some reason. Every bite was crunching into onion.

If I’m getting the upscale SC version with carpet, I’d want an automatic.

If you really need an old cabover stake truck, $20K could easily get something useful.