Where the hell is Hasbro with the Tonka toys sponsorship?

Little to go on, but that backseat alone makes it nicer than the van I’m living down by the river in now.

Children of the Corn would have a way different ending if they had this back then.

ND! Here’s a 2015 with only 47K on the clock for $10K.

First glance was like, where is his hand? Took me a moment to realize that’s her arm.

Why is the lady handing out tests dressed like a Squid Game guard?

When asked for his reaction to Republican leadership’s handling of this day, Cheney — not one to mince words — said, “Well, it’s not a leadership that resembles any of the folks that I knew when I was here for 10 years — dramatically.”

Of course this is coordinated messaging delivered by sellout clowns.

Your honor, my dear grandmother, who drove this Z the first 112,000 miles only to church and back every Sunday, is willing to testify it will pass any emissions test.

I got rid of my 2000 Jeep 2wd a few years ago. It acquired that wonderful Jeep Death Wobble around 60 mph.

She’s always welcome on Trump’s new platform Truth Social, where she can play the martyr.

...and no one mentions Moonraker either.

I don’t think tatted up asshole is a protected class.

Will Madonna, Beyonce, Bono, Oprah, and Usher join a class action lawsuit against them?

The congresswoman is maskless, because she is eating lunch and drinking cocktails with her boyfriend and sitting approximately six feet from him outdoors.

Dang, my third F is facial recognition, but it only recognizes a sincere O face. Fortunately the captcha is nudes.

Because, after all, that’s the way you want to collect data on a highly contagious disease: By throwing still-infected people into an enclosed tube with others and just seeing what happens.

It was a trick arrow with a needle point that injects you with 5G tracking nanobots so the good guys will always no where he is.

Here’s the OSETI FAQ from Princeton U.

Common adverse events associated with the treatment included joint stiffness, urinary tract infection, diarrhea, bronchitis, and injection site pain.