Leave the gift cards, take the Cheetos.

If you want to skip the Super Bowl pre-game the actual launch window starts at 7:20 am EST (12:20 UTC) and lasts for 31 minutes.

To really work for porn I think it would need attachments, like a sprayer or pump.

Clapton’s management company stressed that the guitarist doesn’t have much involvement in the lawsuits...

When a Norwegian shows up in a helicopter with a sniper rifle, just stay the hell out of the way, right?

A recent study from Hong Kong shows Omicron infects the upper bronchus of the lungs and replicates at a 70X faster rate than Delta.

Who the hell laces up their tightest corset to brave the Oregon Trail?

Sponsoring the Hugos was probably paid out of petty cash. I wonder if their accounting dept even noticed.

Alex isn’t wrong. It’s all right there in the documentary Superman III where Gus reprograms a weather monitoring satellite into a weather control satellite.

Aren’t we supposed to wait until the last week of December before we do the predictions-for-next-year-and-beyond routine?

Surprised they didn’t spin it as Antifa.

the people who didn’t go to college or have already paid their loans off will never let total loan forgiveness happen.

What do we say to the God of Death?

Look, if Cobie wants to don the Blue Dress once more, I’m not going to get in her way.

I figured some guy would show up with a fuckin’ sawzall.

Nice to see his return, but another series featuring a guy running around in Mando armor?

I was hoping somebody in the series would mention that he went out like a punk, so we get to see enraged Boba. But we saw that when he single handedly wiped out a couple platoons of troopers in Tarantinoesque style.

So this is what leveling looks like.

Moderna has also said it’s working on a booster tailored to the new variant.