This isn’t the fault of Gender Reveal Parties, it’s a random plane crash.

The Emperor of Ice-Cream

Then came a knock on the door. It was a Jalopnik reader named Charles.

There was that one time I upvoted The Waterboy while it was in my Netflix queue.

Thrill the World. The worldwide coordinated Thriller dance.

The 1976 Chevy Vega Nomad we looked at yesterday... dropping in a resounding 88 percent No Dice loss.

Oh Christ, it seems inevitable this will become the next TikTok challenge.

Combine your Biden relief check with your kid’s and you got their first car.

Damn, save the $60K for something useful and just rent the random SUV for the weekend when you want to make the drive.

Like his co-whatever-the-fuck-you’d-call Hannity, Fucker doesn’t even care.

No, we must rely on the good will of billionaires to fund our fire depts, etc.

A turbo, leather, and moon roof in a 4-door family sedan? Who is this car for?

I don’t know about CA, but a lifetime ago in IA my dad bought a retired 1945 firetruck from the city and all they required was he disconnect the siren and change the top dome lights to anything but red.

I think you’re okay if you don’t actually run the light bar or go through a Dunkin’s drive-thru where people would definitely mistake you for the real deal.

...and with just 119,000 miles under its tires this B4C Camaro obviously didn’t do much in the way of front-line duty.

Maybe they should design wiper arms to withstand being up and down.

If you buy this, set some money aside to invest in a pair of tall cowboy boots to stave off the countless leg burns you’ll get on those pipes otherwise.

Don’t SS agents try to blend in a bit and not be 100% obvious?

Damn, Keyser. You gonna kill them and their families, burn down their houses, kill the people they owed money to and did business with?

How much does it cost to air your fake bullshit show on OAN?