Nah, I’ll have this one instead please.

Makes sense. Or gun ports for capping zombies in the knees.

He who would trade liberty for security, etc.

RIP

Died

"Sergeant Paul Paulos of the St. Paul Police Department"

Remember last week when we dutifully and sadly told you about the first McLaren P1 crash in America? The one in Texas? Well, it turns out the 27-year old owner had the car less than a day. It's a good reminder that if you buy a supercar, maybe take a couple of days to feel it out before going all crazy.

Yep, because removing tobacco sponsors from F1 stopped Europeans from smoking.

I will upvote any Tavarish parody.

Those trucks may still have a Cummins...

Wouldn't be the first time...

Not sure what Ward's family is allegedly due... guy made himself a candidate for a Darwin Award the minute he stepped out of that car and started going after high-velocity heavy death machines just because he was mad.

"We're gonna need bigger brakes"

Not to be a dick, but shouldn't every air traffic terminal and man-made (or woman-made. I do not discriminate) multi-billion dollar investment by taxpayers be able to handle these types of winds? 67 mph winds at MCI (the magical acronym of the international airport in Kansas City) are a twice-a-year occurrence at…

I hope you mean the rears... or the bike.

Or maybe it was a fire...sale...

The one dollar bill is overdue for a redesign...