I think you’ll find she’s actually three koalas in a trenchcoat. Because as I said, she is Australian.

That dingo ate my babble.

But did the woman ask them if they knew when Christmastime was at all? Because that’s the important question.

I think it’s likelier that Toomey’s goofy fucking Ichabod Crane-like face would cause a woman to change their sexual orientation than feminist studies, but what do I know?

I have been known to throw my 6'3 husband’s overcoat on to get the mail because I am too lazy to look for my own in the hall closet and it basically looks like the first picture. I didn’t realize I was a trendsetter.

Came here just to say that the “Sabrina: Your Favorite Witch, Without a Stitch” cover is the creepiest thing I’ve seen all day.

Tee hee, I’m a hard core Christian and think that pic is hilarious! Andplusalso I don’t give a rat’s ass about the religion of the POTUS - it’s none of my concern, as mine is none of theirs. That being said, I can’t believe that Trump thinks that he can fool Christians... the man has broken every commandment in the…

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that your church, which sounds awesome, is very much in the minority with regards to actually getting off their pious asses and DOING SOMETHING.

It’s appropriate for a church group to do thoughts and prayers. Congress? They have other tools at their disposal. Churches don’t pass legislation. Congressmen do. It’s not about the thoughts and prayers, it’s about the source—government officials. It’s like they’re saying, “Like you, all I can do is pray.” Fuck that,…

And I can hear him mouth breathing all the way from wherever he is to my Chicago apartment.

Holy shit Kaia Gerber looks exactly like a perfect blend of her mom and her dad’s face. Looking at the row of them from the left like its a math problem is satisfying.

The show was a lot.

I’m so sorry that it happened to you. You rant as much as you want. You have just cause.

SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS AT ALL THESE GREAT PUNS

Ya gotta ya gotta ya gotta SQUAWK!

You started something terrible and amazing, and I love you for it.

Came here for this. Did not disappoint.

Geri Halliwellseasoned.