Replying to many good points here:

Where’s the fat option

underwire or gtfo

My tits would not behave in any of those flimsy madam holding devices. I would only just be able to stand still without risk of obscenity. That is why they show models with lovely, neat muffin sized boobs.

Where’s the tankini? The “Mom” staple for the past 15 years. All the coverage of a one piece while being charged for two pieces? I refuse to identify with any of these. There’s no category for “SPF 90 under an umbrella with a book”

Hey, don’t insult Becky B., Becki G., Beckie M., Beckki S. and Becci W. like that!

Apparently “geometric patterns” is a culture. It is populated by those people in your math problems who buy 70 watermelons and leave Dallas on trains travelling 60mph.

I’ll be wearing “wettable and covers it all the fuck up.” Because I’m an old.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

I don’t see gettin’ wasted or bangin’ hos in their core values... Is this a legit fraternity?

Yeah, fraternity Fu Bhu Mega Phi Do, you may have “core values” that you pretend to uphold, but that pretty much all goes to shit once you guys hit the booze, right? I mean all fraternities pretty much claim that they exist to guide young men into becoming exceptional and respectful human beings, but you know and I…

I'm sorry, once I heard "Core Values" my eyes rolled back in my head, and I'm dead now.

Oh, it’s completely a reflection of your core values, guys. You value being spoiled little shits who leave behind mountains of food and shelter that many human beings would love to have, in a giant mess that despoils the entire lake, for others to clean up. That’s what you value, not having to care about anything.

OMG There’s going to be a movie?!? I looooved that book! I recently went to Singapore on vacation and felt like an insider because of that book. haha

I will say, I am sort of excited for the film adaption of Crazy Rich Asians for this reason. First, I am not Asian but thought the book was hilarious and super interesting. It will also be great to see a cast of almost all Asian characters, playing actual people (not just nondescript Asian characters in the…

even chuck norris took vacation days

Republicans have been screaming for decades that you should hate and distrust Hillary, using weasel words like “shrill” and baseless accusations like “Benghazi.”

I confess! I just say I like Hamilton because I want all my friends to think I’m in favor of a national bank and establishing a public credit by assuming the debts of the states. But really I’m all for limited government and an economy founded upon hard money.

Hopefully they were responsibly harvested free range ghosts.

This week, I basically wore two of the outfits that appear in this video. So, I learned something about myself today.