And 25 years ago, in Texas, I didn’t have to listen to or read any such nonsense. I went in, got an abortion, went home. I missed 1 class.

Thanks. People like that made becoming a full-blown atheist heathen by 19 an easy transformation.

Don’t tread on his freedumbs, you filthy statist. I, for one, fully support this future organ donor’s rights to live free and die, unencumbered by things like “safety regulations” or “common sense.”

Kinda pissed that this ad is making me side with Paul Ryan. I can feel myself dying inside.

I'm living on the lands my people lived on for 10,000 years. We can't help our new neighbors suck.

Hey, hey... don’t put all of us in the same cesspool... I was born and raised in Wisconsin, and I can tell you that the progressive wing is still there... waiting...watching.

It’s a waste of perfectly good dirt that could be used to grow things. How about used kitty litter? I can supply probably ten gallons a month, tied up in small bags. I'm envisioning a much more disgusting version of water ballons, although odor control would be an issue to be addressed in advance. Everyone who wants…

Good tip! It would be nice to garden in July without either bursting into flames or wearing a sweatshirt.

They also make cute-enough rash guards with high UPF for those of us who have skin made out of flammable tissue paper. :)

I’ve never taken business courses, but the popular strategy of “Lets change everything and eliminate the things that were our reason for existing” always seems weird to me.

Really, SUCH fragile little drama queens! Any single little achievement that results in white men having less-than-100% of something, *waah*, it’s always the Holocaust all over again!

I guess when your patient is more cancer than human, you just throw up your hands and make friends with the tumor.

YOUR CAT SHOULD ALSO TOTALLY DO THE BOOK TOUR.

• When I sell my Seneca vampire book, I’m using my cat, Veronica’s, picture as my author’s picture. She’s very photogenic.
  

The “almost were” types can be the actual worst because they are in that taste of glory, Machiavellian stage of avaricious yet “artistic” climbing. Asshats bedazzled by their own heady dreams of stardom, willing to do anything to make it the big time. Blergh.

Yes! Love it but so spooky because of the kid in the mask. And it gave us Capt Jack as well, so I will be forever thankful.

OK, so now I see him with a gas mask on. THANKS for reminding me of one of the freakiest Dr Who episodes.

Wow...look at how much you can make off of a baby from that diagram. And here I am up to my balls in potential babies. I should rub one out and retire.

It's suspicious that he would be interested in a meat-cut-like schematic of a human body ... like he was some kind of demented serial killer or something.

Alternatively, we could cast Harvey Korman as the over-protective mother...