Maybe they need to be reminded how the Maginot Line was penetrated without their consent.

White flight gutted the inner cities in this country. They slowly and painstakingly rebuilt themselves as these hubs of creativity and commerce by the sweat of non-White people and now these scions of the original White flighters are returning to capitalize and drive out the very folks who made these neighborhoods…

Do yourself a favor and go listen to the episode of Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me with Henry Winkler. Apparently this whole story line was a result of his mother nagging him by letter to tell the showrunners that he has other skills they can use - like water skiing. He ignores her forever because how the holy eff are you…

How long do we think she has before she starts booking Wildlife Rescue with Adorable Baby Tigers or Guy Whose Dog Does Some Weird Trick? Both would improve her show substantially, at least going by the recaps.

Same with my dad and grandfather, it’s always a pleasure to see women they worked with in the fifties and beyond so delighted to run into them and reminisce. It was entirely possible to grow up and work back then and respect women. This guy has no excuse.

Here’s our dearly departed Pepper (passed away about five years ago at the age of 15):

That’s how my old roommate came across her cat. Someone tossed a bag out of a car and into the gutter, and my roommate pulled over to investigate. She found a filthy little tuxedo kitten missing half her whiskers. That cat grew up to be the pickiest, smartest, most self-assured critter I’ve ever known, and my roommate…

Awwww! My cat tries to live up to the stero of a black cat by acting like a dick but I love her. She just discovered ice cream this week after refusing to eat anything but one brand of cat food for her entire life. We wouldn’t normally allow this, but we shocked she was eating it. My dogs are dying that she’s aloud to…

I didn’t know there was a cat out there older than me. That’s amazing. I hope my Sirius lives to into his twenties and gets a job and starts paying rent.

Black kitties with yellow eyes are the best! See Nard- full name Maynard James Keenan- left this world February of 2016. This picture was taken less than 24 hrs before his sudden passing- I still miss him.

My cat is somewhere between 15 and 17. I think she’s going to outlast us all. I’m pretty sure sneaks into my room at night and sucks the life out of the rest of the family.

I can tell you for sure that it wasn’t me. Zucchini is gross. No way I would trade one for a lovely cucumber that could be juiced and mixed with vodka for a refreshing summer drink. You may see vegetables... I see ways to mix it with alcohol. I may have a problem.

This is the charming, low-stakes story I live for as I wait for the sweet release of death. Who wants scones?

He’s clearly not a fried chicken denier.

sploosh.

This is the drama that I’m here for and if the universe could please only offer drama of this caliber and not the horrifying real-shit variety it’s been into lately, then I would be a very satisfied customer of this experience called life. please and thank.

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

I’m all up in self care at the moment and the most wallet friendly means have been small splurges from ULTA and I really want to discuss $3 sheet masks and make up primers with people and I have to wait until SNS each week. Milihelen would have been such a joy right now.

My mother was very into making sure we knew what was appropriate to wear to different occasions. Spending the day bumming around at the beach? Fine, she didn’t even care if we brushed our hair. Church? Wedding? Funeral? She laid down the law on those types of events.

I literally despise them. Like, what happened to you in your life that you can’t not draw attention to yourself through stupidity. Did your mom drop you on your head as a child? Bc that is the only acceptable reason.