let alone that they relentlessly love to tell anyone “stick to sports”, which is the most braindead, baseline, (and also underhandedly racist) thing to say, ever

No one told me Santa Claus was actually Lenny Kravitz.

Maybe the deadline wouldn’t matter as much if all teams didn’t treat it the exact same way.

Throw in white guys discussing the legitimacy of someone’s ethnicity too...like there’s an ethnic background calculator they’re using and it helps determine how “true” to their ethnicity they really are. (Because they also determine and apply the validity of the stereotypes they’ve also concocted to that same formula.)

LOL @ the entire clip being on Breitbart. Of course it is.

Bortles is Sampras. Sampras is Bortles.

From Tampa Bay to Jacksonville: a Leper’s Journey

Fuck me for drafting Toby Gerhart last year.

Nothing is lamer than Nick Swisher charging Vicente Padilla and meekly grabbing one of Padilla’s legs, which didn’t move Padilla at all and gave Padilla the perfect position to pummel Swisher if pummeling was a thing that happened outside of Nolan Ryan fan fiction.

and he has mentioned that Corey Haim was molested as a child by a celebrity (could be Michael Jackson).

People’s Exhibit #2

But, but......Bleacher Report said they had the second best starting lineup on paper!

You did, asshole. It was a polo shirt.

and it allowed Barnes to gain the confidence he needed if he was ever going to develop without stifling Iguodala’s. Also-I like that Kerr was willing to try to get away from just running all five vets out there til they get gassed, then spell them with young guys who don’t know what their role is yet.

One of the dudes did mention driving from Pennsylvania.

throw in “my parents beat me and I turned out just fine!”

There are so many great things about this clip. Where to start?

and then they’ll send a barrage of emails requesting “Full baseball creampie granny video please”

damn, beat me to it. time to delete mine.

Houston got this deal before Vernon Littlefield did? Reggie ain’t gonna like this.