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“Geep, come ‘ere.” *scratches mustache* “You seein’ what I’m seein’? Does Aldon have his spoon in Kaep’s soup?”

Holy shit @ a $4 beer at a sporting event, regardless of what it is. I went to a game at Oracle Arena for each of the first two rounds of the Warriors playoff run (and yes, I know playoff prices are more expensive) and it was $13.50 for a 16 oz. cup of Coors Light. regular season prices are still upwards of $10-12

Sounds perfect. A liquor hookup when you’re young always overrides beer snobbery. One St. Patrick’s day weekend some friends and I drove, through the night, to Santa Barbara. I passed out when we got there, around 4 am. They waited until 6 am, when they could buy booze, walked to a Von’s, and stocked up on King Cobra

Have to add one more thing, and maybe some people will think I’m being ironic- but whenever I eat at Everett & Jones BBQ on Telegraph in Berkeley, which is not downtown Berkeley, but your “rack of ribs chopped up by a woman with 6 inch pink acrylic nails” bbq shack, I have to get at least one tall can of Olde English.

The traditional “long neck” bottle is also a guilty selling-point for me.

If I recall correctly, I think it was either your list or a Drunkspin list of “best light beers (or popular, terrible beers)“ that had Miller Lite ranked number one or very high. That’s actually my go-to, but as a pilsner I feel it kinda cheats the “crap beer” label (given most light beers are lagers), even though

Right when I turned 21 I would get a 24 pack of Hamm’s for 13.99. My broke friends would come over, ask for a beer, I’d point them to my fully stocked mini fridge, and they would open it and go “oh. never mind.” Damn straight, “never mind.” Get your own beer then. I have no problem with Hamm’s. There’s a good hipster

Because you can only market these “young, attractive” players during the playoffs. Plus, as you said, I think the pube staches are equally marketable, and are part of the playoff tradition-whether it’s the superstition of not shaving during the playoffs, or seeing a 20 year try to grow one versus the grizzled

Is this what Apple paid Drake $19 mil for? No wonder he’s lookin a little chubby. Dude probably eats nothing but steak & skrimps.

Fuck, I know!! I was actually going to leave that out but didn’t like how it sounded without it.

Which makes it literally like building a fort in your backyard.

When they used that phrase the first time, I thought it was odd but moved on. Using it twice to describe something that isn’t “weirdly upscale” (i.e., I’m assuming it was a Whole Foods type grocery store), made that phrase completely pointless and stupid.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Oh I went for it. The stomachache has commenced. I’m counting down the minutes til I can crawl out of here and pass out at home.

Shit, I don’t bet on the home team but I might just take that. I know things look bad but they still have a lot of pieces in place. Anthony Davis was awful last year and I wouldn’t be surprised if they can eke out 8 wins.

For the younger diehards, we didn’t get those years. and while many asshole fans wear those championships on their shoulders as if they are relevant to the state of the franchise today, the late 80’s/early 90’s babies suffered through a decade of dipshittery. The fucking Tim Rattay/JT O’Sullivan/Shaun Hill years, the

When the other players retired I refused to believe it was more than a coincidence or that it was connected. I can’t deny that now. I don’t think it was just Harbaugh leaving, or just the veterans/stalwarts retiring, or even just the consideration for their future/possible injury, but a combination of all 3 had to

It’s the boss’s birthday today. Root beer floats after our catered lunch. Do I go for my third?

apparently that’s Stephs mom