Given the type of role he’ll have, will there be addendum to the acronym LOOGY? preferably something close to SPLOOGY for extra laffs?

That’s a testament to their depth though. Speights, when he was healthy this year, was just the guy to come in and help stop the bleeding when they got down early. That’s why he’s Mo Buckets.

Kinja would have melted if your name was ChorizoRuins, as I initially thought it was.

Lifetime’s already cast this guy as Balki in the Perfect Strangers movie.

Corey Feldman’s ethnically ambiguous, only-slightly-more-successful younger brother.

There are currently 1,872 Rae Sremmurd and Jaden Smith fans trying to buy this shirt online.

No, no, don’t let me take any of the shine off of your good work. You still won.

Yes sir.

can’t edit my own previous response, and kudos on the edit, but the original literally made my jaw drop.

Wowee wow wow.

You just went full PFT Commenter with that last paragraph.

Fair enough. I realize your point was that he’s not your typical 6’10” concrete-footed PF.

Obviously not the point of the article, but Draymond is 6’7”. Saying “all of 6’5” of him makes him sound tiny.

Also, the link posted on this page from 3 years ago was the exact same “new” story Gawker printed a couple weeks ago...the exact same thing. Nothing new, with no original source. I just realized that and it increased my skepticism about all of this even further.

You must not have watched the rest of that episode.

Lol oh ok. You delivered it in such a deadpan manner, I was thought this was some common knowledge about Klay.

Am I missing something? Where did you get that?

the first few years at AT&T park were the same way. Watching Michael Tucker try to play a double off the bricks in right field was both sad and hilarious.

the episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Aziz was kinda like that. Aziz looked like a sad loner. He seems like exactly the type to act like he has plenty of celebrity friends, and then not actually have any.

That’s too bad. I was really hoping the Oak Park rejuvenation would happen.