Spelling was my best “skill” in elementary school. I won my individual 4th grade class spelling bee and then went to compete against the representatives of the other fourth grade classes. My expectations were high. I thought I had it down. Studied endlessly. When the day finally came I was the first one to go.…

the Facebook comments on this post are hilarious. Ted Williams teary-eyed jizzplosions galore.

Best Football Chin? Or Best Crescent Roll?

This is better than your original statement. Target the white fans, not (all) white rappers. Your take on Action is also fair. I’m with you, I totally believe that white rap fans becoming obsessed with Chicago drill music and Noisey’s Atlanta doc is this same idea- white kids romanticizing black inner city life, and…

The Yankees and Red Sox have a ton of shithead fans that don’t live near or have anything to do with their respective cities.

I got my BA in Creative Writing at a highly liberal/progressive West Coast state university. One of my classes my senior year was being on the editorial staff of the undergrad lit magazine publication. One of the stories submitted received far too much consideration and was the cause of heavy debate. The story was…

Awesome Fangraphs article on Brandon Moss explaining some of his past with Amaro Jr.

This asshole is part of the problem.

The tahini sauce and honey was actually really good. The sweetness of the honey totally balanced out the bittnerness of the tahini.

Mr. Show is classic. I wish this kid had been smart enough to reference that show. He was not. This is the same kid who referred to Osama Bin Laden as “the Japanese man with the funny hat.”

Two stoned and empty kitchen sandwiches I’ve made in the past:

Once, when I was about five, my mom packed some raisins in my lunch. Actually, not some, but the entire one pound box because she ran out of baggies. Being raised to not waste food, I ate the entire box. and consequently puked all over the daycare lunch table with the other kids sitting there. And then was berated by…

I have access to a West Coast teams payroll and both the manager and players on the 25 man roster received $2777.50 for “meal money” for the entirety of the 2013 season, regardless of the number of games they played. How it’s handled on a per game (home/road) basis, that isn’t made clear. but it’s listed individually…

I watched this episode the night it came out and instantly knew this guy was going to be the “young republican” type that Maher has on occasionally. He fit the mold perfectly-said all the right wing talking points we’ve heard before, including the ludicrous “it is a VIRTUE of free speech to be offensive.” Yeah, ok,…

I’m not sure, but I’m going to assume it’s the US version. There are certainly some training scenes in the US version, but the international one is more extensive and are actually less about “training” like the paintball sniping scene and are actual hits that they carry out.

“Fuck Danny Woodhead.”-Travis Jervey

The glory days of collecting rookie football cards.

“Hey man...this is like, totally harshing the good vibes around here. Also, you said there would be pizza.”

I think you’re right, Americans tend to favor violence over sex.

Yup, and The Professional was the original US title and then when it was released on dvd in the US they titled it “Leon: the Professional”