Can we have one fucking thing from this administration that isn’t completely terrible or completely absurd?

Melania’s disdain for her husband and the endless shitshow he stirs up is obvious and her expression always looks annoyed. Of course if, as I believe, she is a Russian spy and part of Putin’s long con of Trump, it’s no wonder she can’t keep the look of disgust off of her face.

Love how people are “Dahling, I’d adore to but I have to wash my hair. Also, you are a racist pig-dog and a traitor. Kisses. And by kisses I mean die.”

Since everybody else has pretty much coverede the other aspects of this - the nature of the legal charge, the absurdity of expecting a book to stop a .50, the sad situation fo the children, etc. - I’ll talk about the one kind of neglected so far: the motive.

Seems like one of those situations where you make up something a tad easier to handle for everyone except close friends. Dad died of cancer young, Mom couldn’t cope, had a breakdown, etc. Poor babies.

Yes. He had ZERO chance of surviving. NONE.

Yeah i’ve got no sympathy for these two whatsoever, I do have some for the kids though.

I don’t think people grasp how HUGE a Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol is and the size of the bullet.

That it’s a real shame these two managed to procreate?

I read this story and I’m just gobsmacked by the stupidity. I don’t know what to say.

Islands should be reserved for the good folks fighting the good fight.

I’m showing this to the next asshole who tells me that Islam preaches violence and Christianity doesn’t. This man is literally declaring some sort of holy war and wants extrajudicial violence in the name of Christianity...

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

We went to an old-time movie theater in the Adirondacks a few years ago for the original Dirty Dancing movie with a local theater group acting out the key scenes in the movie. Baby was a bigger girl and the petite Johnny didn’t have the upper body strength to do “the lift” at the end....they tried several times, it…

Yeah it’s straight up Swayze blasphemy.

Yes. Yes, I did.

Standing ovation over here. I hope the elephant’s death was quick with little suffering, and that the man was in agony and writhing.

That’s the one elephant that deserves to die.

Live by the ivory, die by the ivory.

This elephant deserves an award. She not only sneaked up on his ass from the side, she was like, “Oh, y’all may kill me but I’m taking this mofo with me.” Well done.