When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

I have never understood how completely devoid of empathy people can be. When someone loses their spouse, you bend over backwards to ease their pain. You don’t flip them the bird and make life even harder.

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

Might as well take this to its logical conclusion and pack the passengers horizontally on multiple decks, introducing the Middle Passage arrangement! The costs saved per journey will surely offset the insurance premiums from the occasional death on board.

I give it six months before we’re all just stuffed in dog crates with shredded newspaper inside and stacked in the hold next to our luggage.

Honestly? I would rather stand than sit in a cramped ass spot where I can’t move my legs.

This shit is maddening. I can’t make myself shorter!

God, I was going to say he looked like Ronnie Brooks, circa Boot Scootin’ Boogie but I figured no one here would know what that meant!!

Needs an eye patch.

Maybe he’s getting ready to play Tracy’s mom in Branson, Missouri  production of Hairspray?

DYING! Also, WUT? Are you saying THAT person on the right in that pic is the <former> rocker Richie Sambora? Who is now resembling a brunette “Dorothy” from Golden Girls? WHAT IS HAPPENING? What is going on? Why is his hair teased at the crown with softening bangs curled down his forehead and he’s wearing a nice…

With a big gold circle in the middle of his forehead, “Achey Breaky Spiders from Mars” could be huge. I think he should go for it. For art, of course.

Dear Lord. How many bad haircuts are we allowed in one lifetime?

I bet he’s wearing mom jeans.

A while back, Richie Sambora was on the Today Show. When I caught sight of his hair and outfit, I thought, “Is he trans, now?”. I don’t know, but he was certainly giving me that impression. Someone in Hollyrock is convincing these aging rockers that this is the new look.

Thank fuck it’s not just me! My first thought was “Wait, is that a recent photo?” followed immediately by “What the fuck is wrong with his head?”

He looks like Beardonna playing Kris Jenner’s eventual Hell’s Angels phase.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

i was drunk on saturday and some girl was complaining that she was gonna die alone and that her ovaries are dying (she’s 24, i am almost 31) and i yelled “ONE, don’t come at an older woman and worry about not being able to produce children and TWO the president you voted for is gonna get us all fuckin nuked by tuesday…

Do you remember when people used to say that 2016 was the worst year and that they could not wait for the 2017?