Thanks. You owe me a Xanax.

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

It’s interesting. I keep wanting to scream at the Times staff: “Remember: he lies about everything all the time everywhere forever in every way!”

I think they voted for “burn everything down,” which is a simpler way of saying they voted against the establishment.

Do you think the overwhelming number of people who voted for Trump (more than voted for Romney), especially white working class voters, voted for him because they considered his economic policy ideas, compared them to Clinton’s, and made a sober assessment of them and decided Trump’s would make them better off? Of…

Editorial standards, he said? JFC. They have no editorial standards. That’s literally their shtick. They just infodump; we decide/parse. Fuck that creepy albino.

I like to believe Assange is trying to curry favor with Putin in the hopes that Russia will step in since Ecuador has wearied of shielding him from extradition to Sweden on rape charges.

Sounds like somebody just bought their way out of an extradition.

Assange had integrity?

Where were the Congressional investigations on this? We wasted millions in tax payer dollars on Benghazi and emailz, but will this get the same attention? This seems a hell of a lot more disturbing.

I mean, is there really that much of a difference between a heavily-sedated schnauzer and Ben Carson?...

I looked this up because I was just too curious: I mean seriously, what happens if he just goes full-on batshit crazy during this process? If he honestly is so functionally unable to do the job within the bounds laid out by the constitution that he’d be considered legally incapable?

Low hanging fruit:

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Yep all they reply with is “Clinton Foundation! Whitewater! Benghazi!”.....

I’m hoping that as their only policy plans so far have been to “Drain the swamp!” President-elect Dipshit decides “Well we’re going to keep things as Obama had them for a while until we can figure out what we’re doing...” and then every member of his cabinet and constituency dies of rage stroke.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

The blue dress girl wins.