UB’s full name is the State University of New York at Buffalo. Real pompous douche baggery all around.

He was near the Assy Knoll. This of course is in the stadium parking lot where Bills fans tailgate.

I lost two nephews to alcoholism. But my son is in his third year of sobriety after his second stint at rehab.

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

My guess is that Garland’s nomination will be pulled on November 7th, with Obama saying that it’s time to let the next president make the choice (winkwink).

I definitely think that we’re headed that way. It’s been brewing since the civil war and all the fuck-alls who still can’t deal with the outcome while complaining how black people should just get over what happened to them because “it was so long ago.” It’s basically been one long drawn out divorce process where we…

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…

I love it when New Yorkers, especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer, claim ownership over 9/11. I especially love it when they try to deny any ownership to a person who, for all we know, was sitting in a building that was targeted by United 93.

You were there that day, Rudy? I’m sorry! I didn’t know that. I’ve…

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Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

my worst Miss U.

“Look at this poor who is taking our picture.”

Eric is piiiiiiiised at this photographer.

You mean Meg Trump.

This^. The additional load of electric equipment powered off the engine’s (police upgraded) alternator, at idle, does not tax the (police upgraded) cooling system.

Oh my god do I want to be a fly on the wall when some Chevy engineer calls them to “help” and proceeds to mathematically quantify their bullshit for them.

They had to keep their cars cool, see, because they had just pulled over...MORGAN FAIRCHILD! Yeah, that’s the ticket!