Being British and studying in the US, I acquired the rather unimaginative nickname ‘England’. I was sitting in my dorm room with my new boyfriend and a (finger)blast from the past, and the blast from the past casually mentions that we banged, and looks to the boyfriend for a reaction. Boyfriend’s jaw twitches a…

I really, really wish I had pictures of this, but alas, I was too upset at the time to allow any.

Me too! What the shit, people? Have you never had a Hendrick's G&T with a slice of cucumber? All right, go ahead, dump your Coronita in that bright green swill bucket...amateurs.

Just heartbroken by the Gin loss.

I'd just like to remind the voting public that when we speak of Rose, we are speaking of the lovely French blending of wine that incorporates a "touch of skin" to gently color the easy-to-drink favorite of fun loving sophisticates. If you need a visual, think:

I love goat. Goat roti. Goat curry. Our friend the goat: an animal useful in life and in death.

They're all in the bathroom.

This is somehow Piney's fault; I almost guarantee it.

She actually said it in Cantonese, so Lord know what that would has translated to.

Being Filipino, I can say that what makes me not want to eat balut: it's the smell. But beef tongue is actually delicious. A little getting used to texture wise, but delicious.