Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes

Rice never denied knocking her out in the elevator. He didn't lie to anyone.

That's his MANCAVE2, for men only.

Yes he went into a diversionary program with counseling and all he has to do is stay out of trouble for 1 year. He had no criminal record and he probably paid a healthy fine, but never read how much. One of the biggest factors, I think, is that they were both pretty drunk. People do stupid shit when drunk. It's quite…

And that's why the NFL is going too hard on Rice. Of course, that's not Mayweather's rationale. Goodell underestimated (got embarrassed) the blowback and came down harder than he usually does and everyone involved with Rice followed suit. NFL should've suspended him for a year initially, but since they didn't and…

What up BIG PERM!

Funny thing is that this whole thing will be wiped from his criminal record next year, barring some sort of meltdown.

Ja Rule came to my shitty town and was set to perform but didn't because the civic center didn't have the 20K in cash on hand, on a Sunday night. Ja Rule don't do checks. Muuuuurrrdddaaa.

Mayweather: If you didn't see pics, I didn't do shit.

Yeah, WarMachine said that what the NFL did to Rice was totally not alpha male shit. They shoulda been men about it and settled it in the octagon.

I definitely agree, but people pay good money for those tickets and have delusions of the playoffs every year.

I think Roger is just telling us that no one is immune to his lies and bullshit. He's just playing this whole thing off like it's just everyday business, nothing to see here.

Jerry Jones' go-to move, "Hey Jason, smell my finger!"

Funny that she waits 5 years, but I guess it's true, what has been seen cannot be unseen.

I think his older brother is that guy on Hardcore Pawn. Les wouldn't let him borrow a gold rope chain though.

I thought he was elected Despot for Life? They will have to deploy the ground troops to unseat him. It'll make Iraq and Afghanistan look like child daycare recess.

The motherfucking saga continues. Cocks are on the chopping block at NFL headquarters, unfortunately Goodell's ain't gonna be one of 'em. It's gonna be a "Sorry guys, it just got lost in the bureaucratic red tape, we're reevaluating internal policy to ensure investigations are more thorough and streamlined to ensure…

That's about all I can come up with. If this is supposed to be the next level of racism, we're all doomed.

Yeah, I was pretty shocked that that email was deemed so offensive that he needs to give up his interest in the team. At first, I was thinking maybe it's a scam to get out of there, but there doesn't seem to be a reason why he couldn't just quit for whatever other reason than admitting he's racist.