jackfoos
JackFoos
jackfoos

I wouldn't call it much of a redshirt year if he's not permitted in team activities like practice, learning the playbook, team chemistry, even weightlifting. I may be wrong, but it's hard for any 18yo to have enough discipline just by himself to remain in top football shape with no football activities.

No. To add insult to his predicament, IMO, the school says he can remain as a student and apply for financial aid. I may be going out on a limb by saying he's not too smart, but I don't see him sticking around. He might wind up in some DII school, or some community college, but he'll go somewhere where he's treated

He might've had "friends" in a kind of hangers-on or people he bullied type of way, and I would imagine that those "friends" are happy to be rid of him. Telling people you're friends with this guy would be worse than telling people you have ebolavirus and you don't need to go to the hospital. It'd probably get your

He also hunts vampires on the side.

Sounds too risky, he'd probably try to bite it off if you accidentally glue his eyes shut.

In his case Alpha Male means big ol' pussy who's also a closet homosexual. Hard to believe he's environmentally conscious. Maybe he'll find true love in prison, or get shanked.

Blue cheese and sweet tea? Sign me up!

The kid in the dugout laughing his ass off until coach turns around.

It's a singlet fool!

Paul Pierce: Yo, Al? Ever see Scent of a Woman?

Even if he loses his hunting license, judging by the picture above, he'll never lose his license to thrill.

Big bucks, big bucks, no whammie... and stop!

Don't go fawning all over him now.

Kinda like the plot to Rambow.

Thought that was bad? Wait till you see how Seth McFarlane spins it.

If it were his IQ he would literally be the smartest black man in Oklahoma.

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It was all pretty cute until they boxed them up and went to beary them in the woods. We should exercise the right to arm bears.

When everyone's hammered, you make the most sober drive or the one with the least dwis. Common logic, even to 13 year olds.