Didn't KLove play beach volleyball all last summer? That sounds a lot more safe.

Hopefully the doctors don't let him look at his injury or the replay for quite a while. Dude's gotta be in a daze and put on some morphine stat.

With technology and engineering these days they might as well cut that part of PG's leg off and start over. Holy shit that's bad. Good thing he already got paid. They should hang the hoops from the ceiling after that mess.

You'd probably have to lock her in the basement...

Hardcore rolling that R should be fair game. It becomes an entirely different language then.

Easy way to scam chicks and make them feel good about themselves. Good coke increases the libido, you know?

It didn't bust the marriage because dude was taping it.

What about wiping your ass, examining it, smelling it, then judging it? I'm kinda sure everyone does it...

I agree and embrace it.

^^^^This. It's gross as fuck, but damn it's satisfying to make 9500 every 12 hours. Try it, you might feel dirty afterwards, but fuck it! Next in line would be to tweeze my ball sack.

Sunshine Lynch? I Fuuuuked her

After the press conference, Harbaugh bought everyone in attendance cupcakes. Nothing quells the angry mob like cupcakes Harbaugh later explained.

Even after Phil Collins, Dirty Burger lives on.

Rice: "Shit, if that's all a guy needs to do to get a couple weeks off around here... I would've done this last season."

And that Treasury and Congress essentially work for the Federal Reserve with almost zero oversight... the NBA crooks are not as bad because at least they offer a semi entertaining product.

Good question. It's probably because he gets a lot of pussy. Same deal with Manziel. Also, white Americans generally distrust Canadians.

1 out of 9 ain't bad, especially considering that they are married. If you go to a bar and achieve better than 10% results... You are a hero.

A new skeevy perv fetish is born. Of course, old rich white guys already know about this.

"Bankers are like vultures circling overhead." Says the timeshare mogul's moneygrubbing, golddigging, halfassed, trophy wife. After 8 kids, the pussy's as devastated as his portfolio.