Not to be “that Jew” But it could also be argued as antisemetic with that last line

Paradise is my favorite song

agreed

I take solace in knowing that he was able to hear the news that the Tennessee Valley coal plant that destroyed Paradise Kentucky was shut down right before he passed.

yes... because eating out is a LUXURY you dumb ass. If your money is so tight there’s a little thing called grocery stores and a skill called cooking.

so now this isn’t fun any more thanks for ruining it.

Yeah, I’m sure they’ve never sunk personal cost into improvements, repairs, or upgrades. They never sunk time or effort into the execution and organization of the property law, lease legal work, or the rapidly changing city codes and zoning ordinances. I am sure they just bought a building and said “Money please” yep…

seconded on canned  biscuits, bagels are an atrocity for this 

Was that Sarcasm? Because that sounds amazing!

not to mention zero Shrove Tuesday recipes

It’s also essential in making Qdoba Chicken at home! 

This took an oddly sexual tone while I was reading it. 

I hate this story, that stranger probably meant for that money to make a difference to a family that needed it, instead it went to a spoiled middle class white girl to waste on build a bears. This parent should be embarrassed, the money should have been put back, or given to an employee or a family in need.

I am sure the intention of the person who left the bill was that a family in need got some groceries, not a spoiled white kid got 3 build a bears... I hate this story so much. 

New RDA is 1500...

salads covered in cheese and baconbits and ranch dressing 

salads covered in cheese and baconbits and ranch dressing 

Party Fowl, Your pun wasn’t all it was quacked up to be. In all puns one must double down on either word meaning or approximate or direct rhyme. Let me sprinkle some bread crumbs for you, free of charge, no bill.
“Wrong Fowl. You’ll take a drake.”
“I’m calling fowl, take a drake over there as punishment” 

protein, salt, antibodies, what’s not to like?!

I was given a bailey’s cake on a sharing plate, now I know what I am putting on that plate to pass on!