Hey hey hey, the schools are underfunded/the board and big wigs are over funded. Don’t paint with the “Schools suck” Broadbrush. Maybe we wouldn’t have such issues if we didn’t issue a bonus to someone who left four months later that was equal to a year’s pay for 3 special ed assistants.

Nobody actually gives a shit about the “History of U.S.Pizza” there’s a whole city full of whack jobs that puts velveeta on Condensed soup on a matzo and names it after their city.

Real history of U.S. pizza is that pizza hut will find a way to stuff pepperonis with cheese and then put them in the middle of the crust…

go fuck yourself. Detroit deserves something more than Eminem and Robocop.

Fat Naptown citizen checking in to confirm! I’m so big I was a faceless person on a news report once

in one of our city parks a woman was killed while stretching under a deadfall tree... Deadfalls are no joke.

sorry you don’t like fun

I don’t think I will be googling 4play....

Bitch, please.
~How I Met Your Mother

Honestly it’s like that part of my brain is gone, I have zero desire to watch any more of the show. 

This. I was on board, and then never came back after the break. Don’t even have interest to. It’s weird. 

Garbage in lawns is covered by your city’s health department, just call them. 

or stuffed with bacon

“Stop Teaching”

Go Fuck Yourself

THIS THIS IS HAPPENING AT NEXT WEEK’S grill out

Holy shit this Salty Waitress article just got good!

True, OP should reference something embarrassing from puberty

I am at work right now but I reply to this in order to come back and read later, please star me so I’ll be able to find it again

the bigger question is why did he wait until round 3 to pick the perfect sandwich

Cubano not going until Round 3 is a fucking insult 

I am shocked that Salty was Pro Sneaking in food. Food is how Theaters stay in business. If you don't  have enough money to buy theater food, don't, but don't cheat the system by bringing in food.