stop being pretentious and eat a Gyro it’s the same. 

 The definition of “Weird Flex but ok”

Better than Dugtrio... just three diglets next to each other

Why not Ryota Ozawa?

Japan: We’d like the following people to play Goku

seconded

Saw a similar one (Two people tied up, hockey mask) promoting a haunted house(on the side) and curiosity got the better of me, upon calling the number on the side they siad that they get 50 or more 911 calls a yearmade on their promo truck 

That teacher liked the other kid better and you ruined her plan to play favorites 

Drury Inn, You can rent a conference room with a Murphy bed, free dinner, free breakfast, two free drinks per adult staying the night. They allow pets and your own food deliveries and Alcohol in the conference/sleeper.  

In Ireland there are some of the more crass gastropubs in Dublin do the 90 minute thing. Also, kitchen close times are a very real thing here, but with a little less heads up, you’ll get seated, sorted and find out it’s drinks and crisps only

You know you could have landed your parents in jail for that right?

I would put the garlic burger A LITTLE higher, but that’s personal preference. Which is interesting to say because Steak and Shake made a placemat with their specialty burgers ranked by region and Central Indiana is nuts for that burger. 

listerine will do it

I mean, they kill Staph and MRSA. I’d much rather Shit myself than get those

I love how he gives like a gourmet level review of each one. 

Bird noises aren’t part of any English Dialect, accent, or Patois

It’s not white supremacist to say that Cardi B Specifically sounds stupid. She adds bird noises, intentionally mispronounces words and speaks in “Sexy baby” tone. None of which are major tenants of African American, or Bronx Patois or Accenture.

Same as the fake accent Larry the cable Guy puts on makes him sound…

Hot Take:
Green Peppers ruin Meatloaf.

This. Growing up as a mostly white upper middleclass male, attending Catholic school no less, every intention and thought that kid was having was evident on his face. They’re like little Patrick Bateman Clones. 

Eh, you’re partially right, wrong native peoples.

Catholics were destroying cultural identities in Mexico, South America, and The Caribbean.
The U. S. was the Protestants. http://oxfordre.com/americanhistory/view/10.1093/acrefore/9780199329175.001.0001/acrefore-9780199329175-e-323