Dear lord, people. Movies can attempt to be fun, escapist flicks, you know? Not everything has to be a densely plotted epic, or the latest off-kilter comedic masterpiece.

They’re perfectly acceptable movies that require zero effort to get into, a little focus when you’re watching. They’re great for a mild laugh and a…

Oh, Data is back on Picard with Seven of Nine and Riker; Marvel Studios is bringing everyone back for everything and making Thor 4 about Jane Foster Thor; Ducktales is giving us the entire Disney Afternoon in one show; the CW is bringing Brandon Routh back as Superman and every other bit of MASSIVE FAN SERVICE WE’RE…

Welcome! It’s clearly your first day on the internet! 

I see they hired the Avengers XXX Porn Parody stars for facial likenesses.

“Today only” until the next time.

“Today only” until the next time.

I’m pleased at how super appropriate Grandpa’s saying revealed itself to be.

He*will* lose.

The difference between 160 and 200 million (average over the same period is actually 189 million) isn’t cheap, and your general assessment of the directors leading into the remakes isn’t exactly bang on. Even your examples are rough. Both Jack Ryan and Thor made money, Miss Peregrine’s made triple it’s budget, and…

An average budget of 165 million isn’t cheap, and I think you’re being a bit harsh regarding what you consider a “massive box office flop.” Most of those directors were fresh off of good movies and/or good box office returns.

It’s Gruffalo, ffs.

Ubisoft has all the games on sale currently for digital download, so it might be worth checking out. 

To be saved, just say his name.

COWBUNGOO, MY DUDE

No. Enough with that shit. 

Larson commented on that discrepancy at an event, noting, “I don’t need a 40-year-old white dude to tell me what didn’t work about A Wrinkle in Time. It wasn’t made for him! I want to know what it meant to women of color, biracial women, to teen women of color.”

Oh, yeah, no -- that’s not true.

It’s funny you mention his real name because that would’ve been a better resolution — Imagine an ending where even after breaking the keychain, Comic Book Guy found himself still unable to drop the charges. Homer, in a moment of acceptance, gives him the comic book anyway and says, “for what it’s worth, I really *am*…

I’m sorry...

Fun, albeit underwhelming at points. Lots of fun Easter eggs in the crossover, and tonight was no exception.