Thank you, but no. It’s not the *reason* I want, it’s the fact that the show should explain it. This sorwood picayune, piddly, unimportant nonsense is right in their wheelhouse and dammit, I want my nitpicky needs fulfilled!

Love the show but given how meta they get, you’d think there’d at least be an in universe explanation why they just don’t use time travel banking to fund the department.

FILE IT UNDER “G!”

That line was cut by Seuss’ editor.

They are the Morax, they speak for the trees!

Or maybe — and just hear me out on this — the internet reveals bad things about people.

*sees knives everywhere*

The whole Monday thing is where you draw the line? Everything else about Garfield makes perfect sense? 

WTF.

I’m sorry, here’s what really happened:

How...is this even a question?

If you watch The Good Place, you know the only real things in the (OMGSPOLIERS) Bad-Place-masquerading-as-Good-Place are the Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason.

Everything else was a demon or a construct.

Porno Hitman brought the jokes. Good on him.

To be fair, this was all obviously a political ploy by Crenshaw, and he handled it well. He wasn’t offended. He’s been in war; those he fought with have said worse, those he fought against have done worse. Well done, Dan Crenshaw, because not only did you get elected, you…

Don’t forget that Paul Joseph Watson even showed evidence that he had cut and spliced the video.

I can say The Waterboy is a part of your balanced breakfast, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and the man of your dreams.

If you don’t find it at least marginally funny, or completely understandable, it ain’t Seinfeld’s fault.

He compared someone that was like a fixture, a permanent part of the comedic world, to a physically permanent structure by highlighting how jarring that would be with physical objects. It’s a joke, and it ends with him saying “well, I guess I’ll have to get used to that.”

C’mon people. It’s not that complicated.

And then the reviewer did the same thing today. 

Treehouse of Horror didn’t start until the second season of The Simpsons, and that’s why this is not their 30th. Their 666th episode is next season.

Which part? The line that Michael said or the payoff at the one year mark where everyone has iPads and they’re using a “SUPERBOARD” for their work, complete with voice control and spontaneous effects?