That’s what I said, but Michael edited the timeline to change it. He’s crafty that way.

I adored the payoff to Janet’s throwaway line about getting them new computers. Very subtle. You might have missed it.

Yeah, how was she suppressed to know that being a lying, pandering, sexist, bigoted garbage human was actually the RIGHT tactic to win over those voters? Gimme a break. 🙄

Poorly worded version of saying “Another set of twins.”

The point is these things were already brought up and dealt with in 2012. If they didn’t fire him then, why now?

Maybe one day I’ll get out of the greys.

For your Canadian friends: https://www.microsoft.com/en-ca/p/xbox-live-gold/cfq7ttc0k5dj/000G?wa=wsignin1.0&lc=4105

It’s only $46.66 Canadian right now. Which is, like, $35 US. Woot woot! Better deal for us! :-)

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Longtime Lifehacker reader, lifelong Niagara Resident here: It’s my moment to shine! Buckle up, cuz it’s a long one!

Looks like Mark Zuckerberg had a baby with Mark Zuckerberg.

Bravo!

A very obvious comedy bit is now a “surreal interview?” Perhaps you need to get your humour radar checked.

“Apocali”

Why do people have such a hard time comprehending this?

Apu was instrumental in Lisa becoming a vegetarian. The photograph has a supportive phrase on it referencing Bart’s famous catchphrase. It actually makes sense.

Well, considering that Apu was involved in the genesis of Lisa’s vegetarianism, the encouragement (and Bart catchphrase reference) is actually a decent joke/shoutout.

Nothing will make anyone happy with DC movies, it seems.

Like they’re NEVER happy. For crying out loud.