Boy that lede got buried

[checks Wikipedia]

I’m surprised because if we were playing “where are they now,” I would have bet good money he was already in prison.

“I now recognize that Chadwick’s face is a triggering reminder of his death rather than his life”

It was cute, even if it was scripted, but I thought it was weird that the only sketch/interlude moment of the entire show (aside from In Memoriam) was the music trivia thing. Like, having just one segment like that feels weird and awkward. Have none, or like three.

Is Ezra Miller ever going to address that video of him pushing that girl or whatever?  We all know Emile Hirsch choked that woman out and nobody cares, so Miller may never address it, but if there is some reason it isn’t a big deal then I wish there was some kind of statement instead of people just continuing to be…

“It’s hard for me to articulate exactly what my emotions were and going through that relationship with her was, because I obviously had an internal fight going on,”

Fellow athlete Gus Kenworthy will act as a “guide of sorts” for Underwood, helping the Bachelor Nation alum ease into his new life as an openly gay man.

“How do you plead to the charges of stalking and planting a tracking device on your ex-girlfriend’s car?”

For someone claiming to be a virgin for so long, it seems he’s really a big ol fame whore.

It may not be a popular opinion among the crustier MSTies, but I liked Jonah/Baron/Hampton/Felicia/Patton. They definitely gave off an air of trying too hard early on, but that team produced some legitimate classic episodes.

Pace? Pace? Why are you denying these slobbering greedheads the right to ingest their pop culture by gross tonnage?

Do you like this movie?  Do you want to see a much worse version that runs six times as long?

Pace? In Once Upon A Time In Hollywood? You must be joking? Don't you want to watch 12 more hours of Brad Pitt driving aimlessly? 6 more hours of Margot Robbie doing fuck all?

I can’t wait to see the 96-hour Lucas cut of Phantom Menace. I hear you get to watch the trade embargo happen in real time!

I have not watched the extended cut of Hateful Eight, because I don’t want to. That said, I would watch the shit out of an extended cut of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. It’s the closest film he’s gotten to Jackie Brown quality in a long time.

Consider it a fair warning, now you don’t risk being unexpectedly exposed to Logan Paul

Splice in footage of the 1978 movie, where Simon is played by Manimal himself. 

They should just do a “Social Network” and replace his head with someone else’s.

Ironically, full of Nikes.