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Goddamnit.....

I honestly don't understand why it's taken three films and they STILL haven't gotten Doom right. It's not like he's super complicated, in fact, his costume might be one of the simpler in the Marvel-U. For that matter, why do these people (director Josh Trank and his design team, in this case), people who

Hordak had it first, yo.

without lawn darts this list is incomplete

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

um. wow.

As much as I enjoyed GotG, I have to put my vote to Winter Soldier as the best movie this summer. Watching it again on digital streaming just reminded me of how much I loved the beats in the movie. I felt that same excitement again from the comfort of my couch. I can only imagine where Cap 3 takes us next. But

Shrunken Paul Rudd riding a Pomeranian in Ant Man?!

He accidentally ran into that bridge while chasing a cute girl's dog!

I don't think that's how he'll be. Yes, that's how the photo looks, but I doubt they would have cast him, if it weren't a lighthearted portrayal, for the most part.

Women are conniving. It's hard to tell them all apart.

Yeah, but what city is that? If it's modern-day Lilliput, color me unimpressed.

Somebody wanted Sam Worthington to happen so bad.

Say what you will about his action figure, but it's still got more charisma than Sam Worthington.

So I looked up Maine, since it was by itself in the "Other renewables" category. They apparently get 20% of their electricity from burning wood!

In Vance's last moments he considered what had brought him to this point.

All that work to declassify it and dismantle it? All they need to do is get it out to sea, get the top three officers on board once more, then have them say:

he downloaded for our sins

I would. But then I also break into several million homes a year.