You are for sure still someone’s worst regret.

Oh, my god flashbacks

I feel like I understand this perfectly as someone who got so sick of getting so worked up over repeating false headlines, that I started responding to people that I literally would not believe there was going to be a new season or a movie of Arrested Development until the very second I was literally watching it. I…

You guys should get a podcast together. I could listen to this for hours.

I’m a Midwesterner, and in my experience the majority of us are a bunch of casually bigoted dickholes.

Is this a plant? This is the best comment I've ever read, but it's a little *too* perfect....

In fairness, that’s because we pick based on names alone. After Jim Bob Cooter and Rod Wood, we’re targeting Mssrs. McCraken, Butts, and Balzonya for our remaining openings.

Fucking gross and unnecessary.

“daily therapy, injections of blood plasma and various cocktails of drugs but didn’t work out.”

Please show us on the Semantics Doll where the moving activism of college students hurt you.

No one cares that she is now going to have to relive this incident over and over again. No one cares that the world has now become privy to what may be the most humiliating moment of her entire life. No one cares that she’s basically now being used as a soapbox with otherwise apolitical NFL commentators using her…

Lucy v. Zehmer, 84 S.E.2d 516 (Va. 1954):

“The Defendant, Zehmer (Defendant), writes a contract to sell land on a napkin and when the Plaintiff, Lucy (Plaintiff), tries to enforce it, Defendant claims he was only joking”

Here’s a legal term for you: ex recto. I have used it in class.

Motions asserting a lack of constructive notice are vitiated by a demonstration of actual notice in most jurisdictions, however we are missing crucial and important details regarding

1st year law student here (2.5 yrs as a paralegal).

I want someone like RGIII sitting behind Stafford in Detroit. Just as a gesture I want us to make a signing like that. Not that I want him to play - behind our O line it would definitely be the end of RGIII’s career - but just to send a message and because of the sadistic lunacy that is Detroit Lions fandom.

Look, I don’t know how often you are in D.C., but I forbid you from ever paying for another drink in my city. If I have to lobby my mayor to pass a “Pinkham drinks on my tab” bill, I will.

I guess I never thought of it this way. I guess you’re right! Fuck this guy! I don’t care if he lives or dies, game on!

Believe it or not, though, the two search engines aren’t as different as the jokes would have you believe.

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