Yeah, you totally missed my point. Nice. 

This comment probably would do better without the body shaming. 

I swear to god if our generation tries to turn this into our American Graffiti, I’m shooting myself in the face.

Yeah, why would anyone ever buy a fun vehicle except for penis size, right?

You don't sound bigoted at all. Nope, no sir.

Ha, no.

Hahaha, you’re not tricking me that easily! I did the weird thing and actually read the terms and conditions agreement and it says that if I subscribe to your little email list, you’ll give my email address to other companies so they can send me advertisements! I’ve already got too many companies emailing me and…

I nominate “collusion” as a word to retire.

Oh my god your comment totally looks like a dong...

If you are against borders, you are for cheap labor for corporations and more money for the billionaire class.  If you are against borders, you are against the middle class.

Totally quiet, no shifting, just sitting in a fancy golf cart whizzing around. No thanks. Hopefully I’ll be very old before this is mandated. 

“Got me with the click bait, probably see myself visiting jalopnik less with these type of articles though.”

Very funny staged, but pretty terrible if practiced. Towing with just a parking brake is one thing, it’s just going to skid a little bit and won’t damage anything seriously.

It’s not. But it’s polarizing and divisive so journalists bloggers are all over it.

See, there’s this guy who invented an engine that runs on water, but the government had him killed...

Could you link to the HowStuffWorks article you cited? I’m a writer there. Thanks!

What will it take for you to junk this Jeep? How much is the relative value of a tow compared to the value of the Jeep?

David....Really?? Get rid of that pile of crap. You have plenty of other piles of crap that are at least more interesting than that pile of crap.

New car sales are way down after years of unfettered growth.

I have an auto-dimming rear mirror, but not side mirrors. It doesn’t help much when every bro-truck either has LED lights stock or the awful aftermarket bulbs and is right on my ass.