Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

My only quibble with your comment is that Mother Theresa IS ALSO an asshole LOL But yes this is entirely spot on. Elon Musk is amazing.

I’m usually turned off by “I can’t stop watching...” clickbait headlines, but I have to admit I watched that several times.

“It’s totally unfair!! I was trying to talk rationally with them but they basically turned.......their.....back.....on.........

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

White lady who smokes and drives an SUV is a large pool to pare down.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

I can’t believe all the birdies he left out there today. He could have run away with that trophy if he’d seen even one other putt fall before the ninth, but I’d argue that three-putt for on 14 was the one that sunk the ship.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Can we talk about the fact that The Ringer is getting to be somewhere between good and really good, and yet Simmons is somehow the worst part of it? I think BS deserves a lot of credit for making things come together a second time and hiring some really talented folks, but his public interactions with them (partly due…

Every Sportscenter anchor is annoying as hell. And I would know, as I once batted .165 in more than 200 plate appearances for the Mets.

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

You really think Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is on the take? Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is so desperate for cash that he’d risk his college eligibility, and decide where to attend school, over $100k?

“(Warren police) haven’t done much to repair the whole.”

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Counterpoint: when you do unsportsmanlike stuff like what’s shown above, you can’t claim that people only kick you because you are better. Some people actually just wanna kick you because you’re an asshole.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.