Our puppy (fully grown) was afraid of using stairs, so we thought it would be a good idea to coerce him by using treats.

I’ve been looking for that second group of people for over a year now. Crickets. So, onto the hamster wheel I go.

Don’t work for people who pay so little that you need a second job, work for people who pay enough that the job is all you need.

Derek on Veritasium took a good look at salt lamps and ions.

Except vaccination.  Vaccinate your damn kids.

I’m just gonna use this comment section to recommend The Little Hours which, last I checked, was streaming on Netflix. Lots of nun based shenanigans in there.

What has to be brought up, someone in charge of a vast quantity of money with no visibility into it, suddenly dies in another country. What are the chances we won’t see a story in the future of him failing to have faked his death?

Offending Rife And Perkins sounds like a quirky British sitcom.

My younger sister insists to this day that her high school friend’s brother is institutionalized because he believes he is “living inside a grape,” due to a bad trip.

Never trust a guy who puts time and effort to make his hair look like a fucking lego person.

I’ve had a refund every year since I first started filling taxes at age 16 - and this year I OWED a significant chunk of money. I file single, no investment income, the most complicated thing I have to itemize is a mortgage, and my deduction was even higher than the standard. And yet, after getting a good-sized refund…

Let me just pre-empt all the “sucks now,” “always sucked,” “sucked since ___” camp followers who are likely to flood into here. SNL is a treasure. It’s rightly an institution, and like any institution it has ups and downs and periods that are hard to compare with one another.

I’m more upset about the twist at the beginning of the movie, where it turns out this isn’t a Firefly movie.

Name synergy checks out.

Or maybe save $150 bucks and just stop looking at a screen a couple hours before bed.   Try a conversation or reading a book to pass the time

Or maybe save $150 bucks and just stop looking at a screen a couple hours before bed.   Try a conversation or…

If she’s genuinely smitten with him, she’s even worse than I thought. 

You see this?  This is how you do Kinja, folks; this is what you’re supposed to do with Kinja. Take heed.

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything…

Ubbe is not Lagertha’s son. She killed Ubbe’s mom. Lagertha does not have multiple sons. Bjorn is her only son. A bewildering error to make.

wake me up when you get to breakfast cocktails...