First step: cut a hole in a box.

The theme is obviously nuclear winter treepocalypse. 

It’s only unskilled labor if you’re bad at it...

While the finding part may be true, working a high-pressure, long-hours job in a major city really is a strain on any relationship. If both people are in those jobs then they have to agree on and be okay with the fact that they’re simply not going to see much of each other. Coming out of grad school I passed on…

Surely forms of torture like this are banned under the Geneva Convention?

Hopefully the turnout will look something like this

My biggest disappointment about Trump’s funeral is that he’ll be too dead to know how sparsely attended it was compared to his predecessors.

I’m not one to talk, but oof, he is so fat. He literally is the human metaphor of everything wrong with America.

I mean, I’m willing to help out with his funeral today, if that’s what he really wants.*

Iggy is looking pretty leathery, but its not fair to call him a lizard.

The Lobster is coming to Netflix in December.

Also, this is what the baby who played Brady looks like now, in case you were curious.

Westies are the best. I had one from the time he was a puppy until he died in 2011, and he was the smartest, cutest, most loyal dog I’ve ever had. I love all my dogs, but he holds a special place in my heart. RIP my sweet McRae.

As a fellow possessor of ears, I understand his feelings towards them.

As long as I have to give up personal information in order to avail myself, then none of this free food is really free.

I’m just so grateful to see a Netflix movie that FINALLY reflects my own personal experience.

If it makes you feel any better, we’re not destroying the Earth.  We’re destroying the Earth’s habitability for humans.  The Earth will be just fine once it gets rid of those pesky parasites.

some point between 3 million and 12,000 years

As a dick owner I cannot support this... But I understand.

May I add that they always find a Lego under their bare feet?