I had no idea there was going to be a season 2 of this terrible show. I’m going to watch the entire thing.

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

It gets weirder the further you go down.

I am somehow boring.

:(

I had better luck!

I Googled my name and “hot” and got a picture of an anime character superimposed behind a photo of a windbreaker, so...

I’m somehow not feeling any better.

I google “hormonal changes in middle aged women” when I’m feeling hot.

Yay!

Also, your neighbors will probably judge you less if they see two wine boxes in your recycling than if they see eight empty bottles.

I replace my towels weekly. I only use my towel once I’ve finished washing, so I’m clean, and I dry them thoroughly between uses, which makes it significantly less gross. Also, I don’t want to deal with more laundry. I do use a clean washcloth for every bath/shower, though.

I wash ‘em about every five days (I shower at least once a day, often twice), but that’s in a climate where they usually dry out within about half an hour after use.

I wash my towels once a week. I’m clean when I get out of the shower; that’s the point. No way am I wasting money and electricity washing and drying towels more often than that.

I don’t remember my mom being friends with the parents of any of my friends, and it didn’t even occur to me that she should be. It’s hard enough to find friends without the added pressure of aligning social circles with your child.

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.

Saw this earlier and all I could think was that it looks like a sentient breadstick.

i...don’t know?? but thank you for bringing me back to this hilarious thread!!

zach braff is on my list of hot celebrities. he’s right up there with john mayer.

I also like Lord Westwick w/o scruff.