Yay!

Also, your neighbors will probably judge you less if they see two wine boxes in your recycling than if they see eight empty bottles.

I replace my towels weekly. I only use my towel once I’ve finished washing, so I’m clean, and I dry them thoroughly between uses, which makes it significantly less gross. Also, I don’t want to deal with more laundry. I do use a clean washcloth for every bath/shower, though.

I wash ‘em about every five days (I shower at least once a day, often twice), but that’s in a climate where they usually dry out within about half an hour after use.

I wash my towels once a week. I’m clean when I get out of the shower; that’s the point. No way am I wasting money and electricity washing and drying towels more often than that.

I don’t remember my mom being friends with the parents of any of my friends, and it didn’t even occur to me that she should be. It’s hard enough to find friends without the added pressure of aligning social circles with your child.

This grown-ass lady made herself a goddamn unicorn dress. And wore it to work.

Saw this earlier and all I could think was that it looks like a sentient breadstick.

i...don’t know?? but thank you for bringing me back to this hilarious thread!!

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

I’m a bad person for chuckling at “Justin Long”. Or just lacking in maturity.

I’ve never understood the criticism that it glamorized heroine use. The dead baby alone still traumatizes me. When we walked out of the theatre we all wanted to smoke approximately 6 packs of cigarettes, but not one of us said, “heroine looks awesome.”

I married my husband because he looks like Ewan McGregor’s younger brother. I even get him to talk to me in a Scottish accent when I can’t reach orgasm.

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

WTF is the point of being teetotal if your face still ends up looking like you drink a fifth a day?

It may have been the biggest crowd ever going by jeans size.

Garters?! Too fancy for a Real American like Donald.

zach braff is on my list of hot celebrities. he’s right up there with john mayer.

I also like Lord Westwick w/o scruff.