Piano Skirt/Dress! NEED IT

"I'm taking Lux Lisbon to Homecoming. I need three guys to take the other girls."

Right? I didn't start using tampons for a few years. Though to be fair I started at 10, so the thought of them absolutely terrified me.

I used pads for like 1? period before I joined team tampon. I still don't really get how some women are happier using them. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Good God, I may not be a believer in violence for the sake of violence, but I would love to kick Ariel Castro across the face. A few times. A day.

From what I've read so far, the older Roku units had a problem with what could be called self-immolation, that is, overheating problems causing catastrophic and permanent failure. Sorry to tell you that but I think you have a paperweight with a wall wart now.

Anyone else think the dog's name was Hummus the first time she said it?

Is she the third non-royal, or the third non-royal woman? It sounds like the later, since she's replacing Darwin, who's also not a royal.

Please tell me it comes with a shark fin swim cap.

George Costanza/ Jason Alexander / Julie Louis-Dreyfus? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

"Fuck it," Catherine Of Cambridge, was heard to say to a trusted aid, "I've given them the heir. Now give me all the bon bons in the land if they want a spare."

Am I the only one who is more concerned for Amanda Bynes' dog and not Amanda Bynes? Bitch be Curaaaaaazy. That poor puppy.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU, I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS BABY.

I'm an American and I think it's exciting. Make fun of me all you want. I like babies. I like the royal love story. I'm a romantic.
Give me my pints of ice cream and Lifetime movies.

I'm not being dramatic, it changed my life. On those "rushing out the door but want to look presentable" days, I used to just do a ponytail. This takes 20 seconds longer, but just seems like I put so more effort in. I can't even tell you how many of the other mothers at my kids' preschool drop off have approached me…

After having watched this I can honestly say I have no idea of how I feel about it. It was hypnotizing in a strange, unsettling way. I'm not the same person I was 3 minutes and 28 seconds ago.

(38. Doesn't matter how old you are now; you'll be 38 by the time you're done with grad school)

I picture the cops ouside, like at a Corleone wedding, taking down license plate numbers and checking against the National Sex Offenders registry.

There might be a giant hole in the stage but I'd like to see you find a convention center that can accommodate an event like BronyCon. And by accommodate, I mean, be at least 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

my mother urged me to get pregnant at 16, drop out and go on welfare. i refused. i knew i would not put my child through what i went through growing up on welfare. my father didn't finish paying his child support until i was in my early thirties. instead of finishing high school i worked as soon as i was old enough,…