They don’t work for me. Maybe I have funny ears but they are crazy uncomfortable and fall out.

They don’t work for me. Maybe I have funny ears but they are crazy uncomfortable and fall out.

I’m a paralegal and I’ve been chosen as a juror once. It was short, and the guy totally snowed the whole jury. I’m not sure I can ever trust my judgement again.

You should prepare everyday as though you are going to meet Taylor Swift. I mean, I do.

This guy was on GMA this morning. He is such a derp, and I think his run on Dancing with the Stars is going to be hilarious, even though I will probably miss it. Someone needs to sit him down and talk to him about the English language and how not to look like a complete asshat.

Yes, but it was still fun to watch.

Oh man, it’s going to be months before it’s on PBS. I’ll have to keep my apron on.

In the first paragraph, that’s Monet, not Money........

Once you get used to covering them up all the time, it’s terrifying to show them off again. I’ve gotten back in the habit & am loving my legs these days. They are fairly tones and have a little tan on them. Summers in Texas are excruciatingly hot, so dresses and skirts are the way to go if you can.

Me too. I’ve known the song but......

I just got over a vaginal yeast infection (I hadn’t had one in eons). No, no, no, and no!

Oh, the iZombie guy. He is hotttt!

I colored my hair (auburn) for several years when I was younger and I will never forget the searing pain on my scalp for about a week after every color job. I would come home from work and squeeze cold Aloe Vera gel all over my scalp, and I couldn’t sleep during this period either. Maturity brought me back to reality…

I really love mine. I feel refreshed & I have the cleanest bum in town.

I really love mine. I feel refreshed & I have the cleanest bum in town.

I have a car, but Lyft was great for getting to and from places without worrying about parking and driving after drinking. I’m pretty sad & probably will stay home more.

I think it’s a big thing in Europe.

My bestie, who now lives in London & visits me in Austin every summer for a week has been converted to the no top sheet camp, and acted like I was so out of style, but I shall not be swayed. Top sheets for ever! Even my fairly light coverlet gets tossed to the side from time to time & I’m glad for my top sheet.

I love that I don’t know who 80% of these people are. I’m so out of the know.

I had to check out the theme song and it now has 138 views. I hope this doesn’t go on my permanent record.

Johnny Depp had a tattoo “Winona Forever.” I don’t know the rest of the story, but they are not together now.

It’s showing at $34 now.

It’s showing at $34 now.