I had one of these (bought it myself with my first phone line).

I got one of these for my dog a while back. I spent most of the drive, distracted while I untangled his leg. He kept circling around & it would wrap around his leg. I wish it had a higher place to attach.

I got one of these for my dog a while back. I spent most of the drive, distracted while I untangled his leg. He kept…

Wookie instead of lucky? That’s pushing it honey.

I come from a Classical Music background, and I loved Mozart in the Jungle.

Someone gave me a Voluspa candle this summer & I had been meaning to look it up since I was told (by someone else) that is was very expensive. Looks like it was $27, so not irreplaceable. I can cancel the insurance policy I had for it.

Hair hat.

I tried this stuff for a week several years ago. The smell started making me nauseous by day two, my scalp was itching and my hair looked like crap. I returned it & they gave me a refund.

I can’t wait for the next season of catastrophe.

That kid is probably going to be hell on wheels, just in response to his name.

That is someone with way too much time on her hands. Maybe it’s just a hobby, but it seems like there are better ways to spend your time.

Those are some neatly stacked cookies. Are they merely decorative?

If you have issues with mold, do not sleep next to this. There is mold in the soil.

I can’t believe you won’t be here anymore. This has been one of my go to joys in life. I tell everyone about it. I’ll be heading over to Wonkette next week.

I had some British girls staying with me last summer. Whenever they got coins in an exchange, they just handed it all to me. They “could not be bothered” (Britishism) to figure out what they denominations were. It was hilarious.

I saw one of these on a lawn in El Paso a couple of years ago. It went really well with the xeriscaping.

If you’re like me, you have different sizes on each side of the car. You should check.

If you’re like me, you have different sizes on each side of the car. You should check.

Noooooo! I was really getting into it. I hope someone else picks it up.

I worked at a little restaurant that had a two for one chicken fried steak night. None of the other servers would work it, but it was one of the few shifts I could work with my school schedule. I would run my butt off & get 10-15 percent on half priced dinners. I was young & it didn’t bother me most of the time. There…

And this is where Jimmy Fallon’s gag about acting with manikin arms become prophetic.

Ouch!