He sounds drunk! Or maybe it’s pain killers?

This is too casual.

Not a fan of these double rings, unless you have a fight scheduled in the alley later.

Make a wish on the feces. Mostly that it doesn’t hit you.

Is it possible to binge watch a single movie? Am I misguided to think they are made to be watched in one sitting?

I worked at a BBQ place that had both beef & pork ribs. When someone asked me what the difference was I’d say “one says moo and one says oink.” I’d get a stunned look, so I’d giggle and explain the difference in the sauces, because I hope the understand meat types.

She needs a nap.

At least they are being safe.

Really? I will not let them infect me.

For the love of god, please don’t bring bell bottoms back. Wide leg pants are fine, but not bell bottoms.

I had these pants in the mid 90’s. They were from Express.

Bluck!

cute!

I like the style of this, but it should be in velvet of cashmere, not pleather.

I’m getting very sleepy listening to this.

My dog goes crazy every time the tecate, black eagle ad runs. I should be recording it and do a super cut.

I wish she would have farted on Kanye.

Earth Breeze. I bought some two months ago at Whole Earth & love them. They are airy enough for the steamy summer, provide some arch support and they are so comfy. The tan goes with so many things.

Earth Breeze. I bought some two months ago at Whole Earth & love them. They are airy enough for the steamy summer,…

I think that’s ragweed.

My school years were plagued by horrible allergies. I’m super sensitive to formaldehyde among other things and my high school biology class was pure torture (lots of specimens in jars around the room). My eyes watered like crazy & my brain scrambled. I didn’t realize that it was the problem at the time. Thankfully, as…