You'll have to pry my deep eddie, ruby read vodka out of my cold, dead (from alcohol poisoning) arms.

I've found using this feature to set alarm, is takes more time than opening the clock. And I've had an issue where it didn't start itself, so that wasn't helpful.

My best friend's invitations had families (familes) misspelled, and I caught it before they went out. I was afraid to say anything, because, of the "shoot the messenger" thing, but I was brave & yes, the bride was pissed, but they did get the reprinted for free.

Where I come from SOS means "sauce on side."

It reminds me of my elderly Mother. She's always saying she's allergic to stuff she doesn't like. I just bite my tongue 'cause it's not worth the fight.

I used to ask the bartenders for a "giraffe of wine." They knew I was nuts.

My very favorite band of all time. I'm lucky enough to have seen them in concert twice. Once in OC California, and another time in Austin. I have a frames PR photo of them in my living room. I'm a geek.

Go pro has a dog but clamp now? That's awesome.

When people asked me for extra hot coffee, I'd warm the cup up with hot water for a while, then dump it and pour in the coffee & get it to them ASAP. That's as hot as it gets in this joint, I'd say.

Me too, although recently I've been buying oat nut bread. It's good as toast with jam and garlic toast with you soup. Mmmm. Toast.

I think what Americans call wheat bread is brown bread to Brits.

People napped on the couches in the union at my college. I really wanted to nap there sometimes, but I could not get past the gross factor of all the sweat and smells. Never.

I will watch anything with Hugh Grant and or Marisa Tomei. I will like this movie, but probably will not tell anyone.

Why did I read this. I'm going to have nightmares about some of this stuff.

I put mine in recycling, but it took some time for my brain to realize that it should be recycled (logical I know). I guess I'm just going to need to know if this is made from recycled paper (ala white cloud - my favorite) and that I actually like the paper. I'm picky about what I wipe my arse with.

If you haven't seen Gervais' show Derik, you should give it a try. Funny and pretty heartwarming. Not his normal schtick.

I don't like the slicked back hair on him.

This and Juliana's are my faves.

Wow. I really like this one.

This top does not work for this. I'm not crazy about the skirt either, but it would be better paired with another top.